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“If you hold the souvenir like so, you get to see the falls glitter up like this,” I explained to the happy family.
The father was bald. His beer belly bulged like a beach whale. The mother was perky and most probably a victim of Prozac. The son and daughter were twins. One had a large nose and thick glasses. The other had a crooned up face and suffered from early childhood obesity. I couldn’t tell who was who.
“Is there a princess living under the water falls?” one of the hideous children asked.
I forced a smile and nodded. The freak show of a family was mesmerized.